Not so sexy SEX rules: 30 super weird laws from around the world

Sex has always been a scandalous topic round the globe. Even though most of us believe what two people do behind closed doors should be nobody’s business, governments seem to disagree. It is funny though, how sex rules can range from pure hilarious to downright nasty. Here is a list of 30 such super weird laws from around the world.

You are not allowed to have sex with lights on in Budapest, Hungary.

You can’t have sex on a parked motor cycle in London.

Having boners in public is illegal for men is certain parts of US.

Men aren’t allowed to kiss their wives’ breasts in Florida.

In Hong Kong, a wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband, but only with her bare hands.

In China, women aren’t allowed to roam around nude in their hotel rooms.

In India, marital rape is not considered rape.

A woman is forbidden from striping in front of a man’s picture in Oxford, Ohio.

It is prohibited in Nepal and Bangladesh to watch movies that demonstrate lovemaking, or show pubic parts of men and women.

In Spain, it is punishable by law to have sex on the beach.

It is illegal for men in Minnesota to have sex with live fish, though women have been exempted of this law.

There is a law that makes it illegal to have sex with a virgin in Washington, wedding night included.

In Cali, Columbia, mothers are supposed to witness their daughters losing virginity on the wedding night.

Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals (female ONLY).

Santa Cruz, Bolivia, makes it a punishable offense for a man to have sex with a woman and her mother at the same time.

In Oregon, it’s illegal for a man to curse during sex.

California law makes it compulsory to use condoms while indulging in sex with Satan.

Gynecologists in Bahrain can only check the female parts of their patients by viewing them through a mirror.

Sex while hunting or fishing is prohibited in Oblong, Illinois.

Topless saleswomen are allowed to sell tropical fish in Liverpool, England.

You might be beheaded if the authorities catch you masturbating in Indonesia.

A man can kill his cheating wife in Uruguay.

No full frontal in photo booths in Sweden.

In Estonia, people are banned from playing chess while having sex.

In Texas, owning more than 6 dildos might land you a fine of $4000.

Couples in Washington D.C. are allowed to have sex only in the missionary position, by law.

In Louisiana, necrophilia (sex with a dead person) is completely LEGAL.

In Guam, female virgins are not allowed to get married.

While their partners are having orgasms, men are not allowed to fire a gun in Wisconsin.

Any kind of PDA, even a peck on the cheek is prohibited in Dubai.

Turns out sex isn’t as easy as you imagined, eh?!